HELLO GUYS !
( ► Subtitle: Indonesia )
Nah, pengen tau bule ngelawak? haha. Ini ada record chat aku di Omegle (*atau itu bukan aku ya?*) Haha, gatau deh. Tapi aku bisa ngejamin ini semua bercanda. Tidak bermaksud menyinggung SIAPAPUN :) Atau juga melecehkan APAPUN !
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Talk to strangers! You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hey
You: hey
You: asl
Stranger: P.S the very next person who will say "ASL" or " hey, I'm a horny chick watch me" , I will just reward him with a genuine e-punch right at the nose ! and ehh dont worry I dont care about smashing my laptop
You: LOL
You: ok
Stranger: lol
Stranger: ohh jeez sounds like ya have no fear
Stranger: lmfao cyber threatning aint work for ya huh
Stranger: lol
You: yeah
You: LOL u cant do nothing out theere
You: i mean *can
Stranger: lol ahh well then just for it it comming , if I were ya I would throw that blackberry
Stranger: lol
You: LOL
You: how about iphone
Stranger: ohh nooOoooooooo
Stranger: not iphone
Stranger: cant ruin a good cell
You: no, hmmm i prefer money Lmfao
Stranger: lol
Stranger: darn
You: cash money is better
You: no, throw me jesuss, i really wanna talk to him LMFAO
Stranger: ahahah ahh well sorry he's busy at the moment making some wine
Stranger: lol
Stranger: ya can leave a message hou
You: hahaha
You: look at the calendar
You: theres wtf after tuesday
You: ask him how could its happend
Stranger: ahahaah ohh well he just told me to fuck off lol
Stranger: he's getting drunk
Stranger: drinking the stuff
Stranger: lol
You: LOL
You: look
You: my mum said
You: alcohol is your enemy
You: but jeez said, love yer enemy ahahaha, u rock jees
You: \m/
Stranger: ahahaha
Stranger: well then gotta buy my self a beer and wine bareel
Stranger: for the night
Stranger: I love ya my enemy
You: LMFAO
Stranger: if my all enemies are taht way then they rock
You: LOL
You: what will gonna happend
You: we talk sumthing bad about God?
You: LMFAO
Stranger: lmfao
Stranger: ohh jeez ya right I dont wanna turn out a frog for heavens sake
Stranger: we sould stop talking about god
Stranger: lol
You: hahahah..
You: ok
You: now we scared
You: yeah
You: hahaha
Stranger: ahahah ahh I'm shakicnh in my snickers
Stranger: lol
You: do u have any twitter account? i ever saw jesus there
Stranger: I can see my skin turing green lmfao
You: omaaagoosshhh !!
You: LOL
You: stop saying that! ahahaha
Stranger: ahahahaha nah I dont have twiter darn
You: yeah, jesuss ever said : Dont use safety belt today, u'll safe
You: LMFAO
Stranger: alright dont worr that would not take a lot of time I will become a frog soo than I would not be able to say any
Stranger: lmfao
Stranger: ROFLMFAO
You: ahahaha
Stranger: ya made my day bud gotta admit that
Stranger: lol
You: what time it takes u turn into frog?
You: LOL yeah you too.. we dont even talk about asl hahaha
Stranger: eh it depends on how many times I aid something bad about god lol so I gues that would be soo soon
Stranger: lol
You: lets count down.. 3 2 1 ROTFL
Stranger: PUFF §§§
Stranger: it happned
You: AHAHAHAHAHA
Stranger: I type with my tongue now
Stranger: lmfao
Stranger: jeez that was quick
You: LMFAO ahahahahah omfg
You: i cant stop laughing
Stranger: by any chances ya ahave any holly water with ya
Stranger: lol
Stranger: lmfao
You: great.. lets see what woorld gonna say
You: BIG NEWS : DONT U DARE TO SAY SOMETHING BAD ABOUT GOD
You: lets see this pict
You: a teens changes into a frog
You: pitty . lets pray for ummm... this frog
You: hahahaha
Stranger: ohh ya ruinig the CNN tonight news bud lol party pooper
Stranger: lol
Stranger: yeah jeez I wold be famous hope I wold not end up in a french resto like frogs legs dish
Stranger: :0
Stranger: lmfao
You: hahaha
You: even when yore a frog, you pray?? OMFG LOL i cant believe that
You: hahaha
Stranger: LMFAO ohh ya know , I've learnt the lesson , starting to pray since now
Stranger: lol
Stranger: dont wanna turn into a bug or somthing
You: LOL
You: AHAHAHAHAHA
Stranger: then the frogs would have me for dinner
Stranger: its better to remain a frog
Stranger: lmfao
You: i cant stop laughing XD
You: ok
You: come on lets say something sood about god
Stranger: lol aww just dont fall of the chair it hurts$
You: he'll let u turn into human again
Stranger: alright ehhemmm
Stranger: /me back to the pope mode sating good stuff about god
Stranger: saying*** jeez now I type crap
Stranger: lmfao
Stranger: WTF
You: LOL
You: AHAHAHAHAHAHA
Stranger: alright ehheù
Stranger: my lord
You: ok
You: say u thank god cuz u've changed into a frog
You: LMFAO
Stranger: my savior , forgive me i'm a sinner , but before ya turn me to a human , please let jessica alba nude gimme the kiss of salvation
You: LMFAO, that would never ever happend dude
You: hahaha
Stranger: do ya think he would accept my prayer lol , or he would keep the chik for him self
Stranger: :0
Stranger: lmfao
You: LMFAO
You: no
Stranger: chick*** its getting worse now I type double crap
Stranger: even my grandma could type better using her toes
Stranger: vrrrrrrrr
Stranger: lol
You: god has a high type of girls ya know
You: like ummmmm
You: lady gaga
You: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Stranger: ROFLMFAO
Stranger: ohh yeah ya mean MR gaga
Stranger: shes like a man for heavens sake lol
You: LOL
You: yeah
Stranger: I would say he would be like into ehhem .... some italian nun model
Stranger: :0
You: i fail to understand why justin bieber being a fan of lady gaga
You: LOL
You: italian model? LOL
Stranger: lmfao I dislike Justin Bieber my self
Stranger: ahh well ya ever seen italian nuns
Stranger: they are nuns but they stil look good
Stranger: like models
Stranger: lmfao
You: no :O
You: LOL
You: yeah they should be like a model
You: hahaha
hYou: ok, that was god now italian model
You: LOL
You: i even dont know who you are
Stranger: ahahaha lol ohh jeez I hope that nothing gonna hapned to me till next sunday
You: dont u wanna know who am I
You: the son of god
You: LMFAO
You: wtf HAHAHAHAHAHA
Stranger: lmfao yeah I bet jesus can have the whole good looking babes around
Stranger: ya know he's the son of god that counts
Stranger: lmfao
You: LOL
You: no, actually I am alien
You: and tonight im worrying about the predatorrrsss
Stranger: ohh heared that alein babes looking soo bad , but thet still wild at bed is that true bud lmfao
You: LOL
You: how u can say that thing hahaha
Stranger: oh noo no predators plz!!!
Stranger: I still sleep with my teddy bear just in case they come so i would give him instead of me
You: have u ever taste alien in ur bed?
You: LOL
You: teddy bear?? OMFG
Stranger: lol
Stranger: lmfao , alien inmy bed lmfao nah thank ya not into chiniese
Stranger: lol jk
You: LOL i cant believe u mean ur teddy bear is alien?
Stranger: ahaha yeah he is , he don answer when i talk to him that means that he speaks another lingo
Stranger: === he's an alien
You: LOL
You: AHAHAHAHAHAHA
Stranger: see its fun to use my brain for a bit
Stranger: lol
You: ok LOL
You: ahaha i cant type while im laughing
Stranger: lmfao then laugh while ya typing
You: yer teddy bear is watching you
Stranger: ohh my laptops battery working on coke power is about to end jeez
Stranger: lmfao
You: LOL
Stranger: hold on gotta plug it in to a coca cola bottle
You: LOL
Stranger: fine its charging
You: jesuss love it, coca cola
Stranger: lol
You: back into jesuss
Stranger: nah I thought that he prefers wine
Stranger: ;0
You: yeah sometimes he prefer no alcohol
You: LOL
Stranger: do ya think that he gain loda money making wine ??
Stranger: :0
Stranger: lmfao
You: lol idk
Stranger: atleast he's got some high standars not into any coke
Stranger: its coca cola
Stranger: better than redbulls anyways
Stranger: :0
Stranger: redbull for satan
You: seems lyk u know much about jeez dirty secrets
You: LOL
You: hahahahahahaha
Stranger: so he could remain awake the whole night at hell
Stranger: lmfao ohh yeah , we go to the same bar thou
You: hahahaha redbull for satan?? is there any for angel??
Stranger: jesus rocks
Stranger: lol
You: OMG
You: LOL
Stranger: ohh well for angerls , well angels does not drink they only eat one specific kind of things
Stranger: CANDIES
Stranger: specially gummy bears
Stranger: thast why the kids love it , ya know kids are angels too
Stranger: :0
You: u said that, another dirty secret of jeez LOL omg now i really wish this is all just for fun
Stranger: lmfao
You: forgive us jees
You: LOL
You: LOL
Stranger: lol alright back at the right track , forgive us god lmfao
You: jees, alien and angel
You: LOL
You: i can guess who we are
You: the demons
You: LOL
Stranger: lmfao yeah I can see that i'm growing a tail in here
You: LOL
Stranger: ROFL
Stranger: christ
Stranger: lol
You: omg thats why we joke about god and friends
Stranger: glad mum cant see this convo other wise she would scream like whaaa!!!! GOD HATE YA!!
Stranger: lol
You: AHAHAHAHAHA
Stranger: lol that was funn really bud lol
Stranger: the best omegle convo so far
You: internet is awesome each demons can joke about jeez and friends
You: LOL yeah
Stranger: ohh yeah who said there is no internet in HELL
Stranger: lol
You: HAHAHA yeah \m/
Stranger: we got our special sites too , like assbook , myhellspace, youinhelltube
Stranger: and so
Stranger: its pretty better than in the humans life
You: HAHAHAHA
You: COOOOOLLL
You: youinhelltube LMFAO
Stranger: anyways its better than angels , they got nothing
Stranger: lol
You: no its better fuckbook HAHAHA
You: yeah
Stranger: they have one TV , and one tv chanel to watch , jesus?TV
Stranger: lmfao at fuckbook
You: LOL they share the single TV both jeez and angels
You: LOL fuckbook sounds dirty
Stranger: lol yeah and jeez is the one responsable of the drinks
You: but i bet people will love the fuckbook
Stranger: I'm just wondering what would be like the roul of MJ in the whole story
Stranger: lol
You: lol hahahahah
Stranger: yeah fuckbook the best place to find your other demon half
You: there'll be so many sins on fuckbook
You: LOL
You: even when you say
You: Heyy add my fuckbook
You: LOL
Stranger: LMFAO , then I bed MJ would be like the webmaster that ptifile
Stranger: or whatever ya wanna spell it
You: or... hey wassup fuckbooker
Stranger: lmfao
Stranger: do ya have fuckbook??!! add me plz
You: LOL i dont, i only have fuckbooker
You: jk
Stranger: ahh jeez lol
You: yea i have one but i prefer talk in twitter
Stranger: they do fuck booking then lmfao
Stranger: well i dont have the both of em
Stranger: no facebook , no twitter
You: lol
Stranger: lol I might be the weirdest person in the planet but I'm just ino that esocial stuff
You: really?LOL
Stranger: lol yeah , prefer to stick into the old stuff like MSN and so
You: lol twitter people is sick
You: i dont need to watch TV
Stranger: OMG its so hot ouside in here , just like a huge barbecue party where everyone is invited to get his fried free of charge
Stranger: LMFAO
You: LOL
You: twitter is very damn update
Stranger: lol I really dont have a lot of time to spend on the internet , just when I'm bored or so
You: oh, LOL ok
Stranger: I'm no longer a teenager by the way lol I'm old could be even older than the pope himself :0
Stranger: lmfao
You: internet would so fun if the users are just like ya
You: Wtf?! LOL
You: hahahahahaha you what? no longer a teenager??!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Stranger: ahahahaha well thank ya bud , ya are a pretty cool person your self too
Stranger: lol
Stranger: ahh well belive the words outa my silly keyboard lmfao I'm damn old I'm 24
Stranger: :0
You: damn AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You: no no no dont lie
You: LMFAO
You: i cant believe that
You: thats whyy you dont wanna talk about asl??!!! HAHAHAHAHA
Stranger: lmfao i'm telling ya bud I swear lol
Stranger: ahahah wwell its just like the ASL convos does not last like just for a 30 sec
Stranger: ROFL
Stranger: ASL
Stranger: 24 M
Stranger: ohh ya pedophile
Stranger: lol
Stranger: then its disconnected
You: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You: thatttssssssss soooooooooooo truuuuuueeeeeeeeee
You: lol yore not really 24 rite?
Stranger: lol ohh christ i'm so wrecked
Stranger: ohh well believe it bud I'm 24 lol
You: AHAHAHAHAHA
You: jeez
You: im talking to a 24th sinner LOL
Stranger: do ya want me to show ya an ID lmfao
Stranger: lmfao ohh yeah straigh to hell lol
Stranger: I bet ther would be like no mercy for me
Stranger: lolYou: LOL no please dont show me yer ID
Stranger: I dont have any excuses
Stranger: ROFL
You: LOL
Stranger: ahahaah yah thast better , anyways the pic in my ID isnot that good
Stranger: lol
Stranger: I looks like a chimp in it
Stranger: :0
Stranger: lol
You: OH MY FUCKING GOD LOL
Stranger: ohh yeah big ears , fluffy lips and all
Stranger: ROFLMFAO
You: god already cursed you bud
You: LOL
Stranger: yeah I think i sold concider working for a romanian circus
You: LOL
Stranger: lol
Stranger: should**
You: LOLLLLL yeah you sold the should
Stranger: lmfao
Stranger: ohh ya i'm a good seller as it seems
Stranger: lol
You: so hey ya 24th sinner, wassup? LOL
Stranger: anywasy , time for me to head to the beach !!! yippy yoop wait for me ya hot babes in the beach
Stranger: lol
Stranger: ohh well I'm good as HELL
Stranger: lol
You: LOL yeah
Stranger: well , bud it was awesome talking to ya in her
eStranger: ya really made my day
You: yeah
You: you too 24th sinner
You: LOL
Stranger: ahahaha I like the name
Stranger: 24th sinner
Stranger: I could make a band
Stranger: lol
You: LOL
You: No, how about the circus community? LMFAO
Stranger: ahahaha
Stranger: well yeah that soudns like a good idea dont know how I didnt think of it
Stranger: lol
You: LOL
You: go make a new ID on YM or MSN, 24th sinner
You: LMFAO
Stranger: lol ohh I already have a weird MSN ID would not minde to have a set of two
Stranger: :0
Stranger: lol
Stranger: mind*
You: LOL ok, mind
You: hahahaha
Stranger: lol alright time to head offf
You: ok
Stranger: jeez time does not last for a long time
Stranger: lol
Stranger: be good bro
You: yeah btw imma girl
Stranger: ciao
You: LOL
Stranger: ohh jeez lol
Stranger: its my bad didnt bring my cyber glasses with me
Stranger: lol
You: im not kidding LOL
Stranger: sorry for calling ya bud and bro the whole time then lol
Stranger: I feel like a dump head now
Stranger: lol
You: thats ok 24th sinner
Stranger: thank ya ehhh emm how would I call ya cant figuir out a name
You: sayonara then, take care.
Stranger: lol
Stranger: ya too take care
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